December 2009
12 posts
timheidecker:
Merry Christmas to all and to all...
“Oh wow. Sometimes i hate what man did to religion. Im making dozens of cookies!”
– Sam Coffey, in one of my favorite text messages in a while
yeahapparently:
The carbon monoxide leak found in my apartment yesterday explains all the giggly fun we’ve been having and the long naps we’ve been taking - but now we’re trapped with box heaters, cold water, and no stove until NationalGrid and my landlord snap to it.
Neither has a particularly awesome history of “snapping to it.”
The more I hear about the carbon monoxide leak in the...
While a rating system is being built
Well hey, this is a huge mistake.
favstar:
Since day 1, favstar’s been incredibly liberal. Anything was okay for the leaderboards, there was no filtering based tweet content.
A couple of days ago the leaderboards had a much higher proportion of crass jokes than usual. In the interest of not overloading new visitors with buckets of X-rated content, I’ve added filtering of three words to the...
on joanna newsom
leslie wright: i had a discussion with someone and we decided that she sounds like an 80 year old 3 year old
Watchi really, really like this.
via txt
Stu: Hi this is pres achmoud amidinijad i have stuart's phone send me a million dollar$ or i will break it
Stu: Hi this is jay-z i have pres achmoud amidinijad's phone send me a million dollar$ or i will break it
Nick: jay you've got it all wrong!!! its my phones give me a Cool Mil and then well talk
Stu: Ok just hold on i have pres machmoud amidinijad's phone i'm selling it some sucker, them i'll have the ca$h
Nick: jay-z you messed up you're confused you're screwing up! i have your raps and i.m gonna burn them unless OR ELSE!!!
Stu: Hi this is jay-z's assistant, smaller jay-z. Give my client Back his Raps, of which don't Burn Them. Thank you for You're Compleance.
Nick: Dear Sir Or Madam (Tiny Jay-Z), There appears to be some confusion. I need Phone back from Regular Jay, or else. don't make me Hurt his raps. Okay?
Stu: Hey, i just got my phone back from soulja boy who said it was jay-z's. ??? What did he say to you?
Nick: nothing Stuart this is Ice T it has always been Ice T give me your phone right now or i'll MomRob Julia, whom i know from somewhere else so its not weird, -ICET
Nick: IM MAD -ICET
Nick: IM ICET
Stu: Hey, this is also ICET, don't mess with ICET's mom who is also julia
Nick: okay -nick
Stu: ty -ice cube
professional discourse
Anthony: So I’m thinking about reaching out to anyone with videos of Castlevania stuff, Golden Axe…
Anthony: What else…
Nick: Shadow Complex?
Anthony: Fantasy action platformer
Anthony: Maaaaaaybe.
Anthony: I mean, why not?
Nick: Ahh yes.
Nick: Fantasy action platformers.
Nick: The FAP genre.
Anthony: I think there are a lot of FAPers on the internet who would be interested in a review of this game.
Nick: I see where you’re going with this.
Nick: So we need to extend our hand towards these FAPpers to make them feel welcome?
Anthony: I want them to know that we enjoy a good FAP just as much as they do, if not MORESO
Nick: I remember when I was thirteen, I’d get home from school and unwind with a couple FAPs…
Nick: good times.
Anthony: Aaaaaaaaaand scene.
